Daughter dating application form
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________ B.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Offending body parts will be removed by me with a dull spoon. She does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on her person. ______________________ Parental Use Only: Appearance Looks Like: Status: Mel Gibson ___________Accepted:__________ David Letterman_______Rejected: __________ Pee-Wee Herman________Pending: __________ NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and priest? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. _______________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? Means to You_________ __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________ 4. ___________________________________________ Signature (that means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch your back).